... When it comes to porn, though, feel free to get a little.... freaky.

Blame it on the vaginal renaissance, but this week I spent too much money on sex toys and porn. As I've already mentioned, I'm now the proud owner of a pair of Smartballs. I haven't tried them yet, but I'm sure my first experience with them will be hillarious, so you'll be the first to know.

Having my own set of balls wasn't enough though.

Friday night, after arriving back home, I went out with a friend of mine. I felt like going to one of the local sex stores, so she obliged me. I'll keep her purchases private (*cough*doubleendedildo*cough*), but I got two purchases, that I wasn't even intending on getting.

As far as vibes and dildos go, I pretty much got everything covered. I've got small ones, big, thick ones, with balls, without, rotating heads, slim, simple... I've got pretty much everything I've ever lusted for. So, this particular evening, I wandered around looking for something new, or if not new, than at least practical and reliable.

If you've ever watched The Sunday Night Sex Show, you've probably heard about the Fukuoku 9000. I've realized, lately, how much fun little vibes can be during couple-sex. I do have a small vibe already, but it can sometimes be a bit to big and clumsy. Though I haven't used the F9000 with company yet, the solo effort seemed to have worked well. :)

Oh, and let's not forget the porn. I'm at work, so I'm not going to find a link for you, but the back of the DVD case gave a synopsis that was quite detailed and, well, complicated, as far as porn goes. It has something to do with a big-brotheresque world, and government plots, etc, etc, etc. The other thing that caught my eye is that inexplicably, one of the men pictured on the back is wearing a frilly, lacy bra. It just seemed.. out of place. Though I didn't watch it last night, I did quickly scan through the chapters. It looks pretty good, though there was one scene that featured nipple clamps that freaked me out a bit.

That's it for now. I will be posting soon on a rather interesting canning experience.

Me? Canning?

Ha. Oh yes.

PS: I am so totally kidding about the double-ended dildo.